| WARNING: This book contains sex, violence, nudity and adult themes. Not to mention
numerous jokes about bodily functions and rotting rubbish.
Dave runs the biggest rubbish dump in the state. Rubbish and money are all he
cares about, although he does have a growing desire for the local pig farmer’s
daughter. But when Dave goes off to Paris on a government sponsored fact-finding
tour, he has no idea how his life will change. The head of the Paris dump offers
to pay Dave to take some ‘harmless’ packages off his hands from a
French Pacific island. Easy money and not much work, Dave thinks. That is until
some Arab terrorists become interested in those packages, and the Israeli secret
service becomes interested in the terrorists. From then on things become decidedly
dodgy.
An action comedy that romps through crazy business schemes, lust, and the odd
scientific breakthrough to steamroll its way to a climax amongst the revolting,
rotten and reviled rubbish of the dump!
It’s a long time since I’ve read a book as consistently funny or
as consistently disgusting as Rubbish! The smells ooze off the pages at you.
It’s not that you can’t put the book down: you can’t bear to
pick it up! A dog-bitingly good read: someone should make this into a film now!
Geoff Posner
Director of The Young Ones & Head of Pozzitive Television, UK
“
The story cleverly takes the reader from earthworms, through sex games and terrorism
to a blood-curdling climax in a very amusing tale of thrills, action and romance.
Be prepared to run, whilst laughing, to either the shower with sweet smelling
soap, or to the cupboard for the air freshener after reading this book.”
Chrissie Macdonald, author That’s Anarchy
Co-Authored with Chris Barfoot
Read more about the author “Simon Klapish”
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